Random Thoughts

A past lover once said to me that I would never find anyone as BIG as him, as if it’d be my last rodeo. It was an egotistically dick thing to say. Nevertheless, I knew he was wrong. My first boyfriend was bigger than him, and I’d find someone bigger; it didn’t necessarily have to mean BETTER.

Needless to say, I found a handful (see what I did there?) of men that was as big as him.

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I was propositioned to be a sugar baby. It would have been weekends, once a month. $600. I thought about it, knew him as a friendly acquaintance, and said no. Add another 0. I would have said yes.

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It’s true what they say about Latin Lovers.

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Right person, wrong timing = the wrong person. Right person, right timing = right person. Try again.

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Sometimes, you miss people from your past. That’s ok. It doesn’t mean you want them now.

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I don’t fantasize about exes. But occasionally, they still show up in my dreams, sensually.

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I’ve never forgotten the birthdays of exes. I’d like to think they silently say happy birthday to me.. or not.

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